Friday, March 27, 2009

When hit the Lottery for 58 Million

Yeah you seen the title, and yeah I know for a fact Im going to hit the lottery, me and my homeboy are going to go on a ballin spree. Well what I mean well I'm going to give it to you like it is. This will be my crew.

Alabaster Jones, Benny Lava, El Captain, Dick Trickel, Jim Da Chef, Dixon M.

There jobs will be

Alabaster

You are the women chaser, you brag to the bitches and tell them we got million, and we got to bed with fish tanks under our bed. But you got to remember that all got to be fat bitches, cause we the crew wants breakfast in the morning.

Benny

You are the man who going to plan on where we are going everyday. You will know all the hot club. Also you will the the GM of the Lacross team that I'm going to buy in 2013. Also you will the the President of the Boogie Drink, cause you know we got to stay in the millions when I make it big.

El Captain

You are going to write blog on how we all got wasted, and threw up on the bitches at the club cause they ain't wanna boogie with us when we was the drunkest. But tell how u was the person that was the drunkest, and make everything look good.

Dixon

You will be the one to keep everybody fresh, dipped in the lasted Bobby Fresh, SB, and whatever is hot you know.

Dick

You will just be you, cause u are the coolest, well I take that back you will be the #1 man in charge making sure, I don't spent my money on crazy stuff, and don't but nothing that we can't use.

Jim Da Chef

You do all the cook, and just follow use cause you are the coolest manager I ever had in the life. Ohh yeah, you will shoot all the cats, and dogs that take shit in our grass.

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